Not Suitable For Nieces

Uncle Jay as Ghengis Khan.

The other night I was talking to my cousin's cousin (not my cousin) who was surprised to find out that I write a blog. After quickly looking it up, she asks if my cousin (her cousin) knows that I write a blog and do my nieces also read this blog.

NO, I certainly hope not.

Not that I have anything to hide or am harboring dark family secrets (though I might), but after writing this blog, I certainly do not think that some of the content on here is quite suitable for young readers - especially with my occasional rants and sporadic use of profanity to make a point. None of which I would consider appropriate for my nieces.

So, if you happen to be one of my nieces reading this: GET OFF THE COMPUTER!!! Watch Dora or iCarly. Go outside and play. Stop wasting time indoors and eating hot pockets (they are evil).